Lazy Farmer Winter

I've been a bit lazy posting anything here lately. But really, there is not much happening. I am not working as hard as the real  lazy farmer , who has been busy with machinery maintenance.
The weather has been unseasonably mild so I can't complain about the cold and miserable conditions.
Plenty of weird news stories to discuss like the Calgary man who found DNA evidence of Bigfoot
Or the dissatisfied Tim Hortons customer who threw a live snake across the counter
It is about time for another helping of that classic humour from the Winnipeg Free Press we used to read in the 1960s. The Song Of The Lazy Farmer.